Hailya Varia

…there was a wandering fish. This fish hated the whole ocean and everything in it. Except catfish toes — I-I mean fins… and algae-cola and… lots of things that doesn’t make it seem like it hates everything, but it does.

Anyways.

Along the wandering fish’s journey it came across a beautiful fish. But the wandering fish couldn’t make a move on the beautiful fish, for there were gay fish. One was expecially homosexual, so the wandering fish decided to break his fish-balls. LOLJK, that fish didn’t have any balls. Haha!

Okay, so the beautiful fish then invited the wandering fish to his house, or er — …where the fuck do fish sleep & shit? Oh well. — So the beautiful fish snuggled with the wandering fish. That made her very giggly. (Yes, the “wandering” fish is a girl, btw.) Then… the beautiful fish gave her an even more beautiful kiss.

And that is where the story actually allll started. To be continued. :3